Things I Know

Theres a LOT in life that I dont know.

Things I dont understand.

And even more things I dont really care to ever learn.

See Im not one of those people who NEED to know how things work.

I just want them to work.

And Id appreciate them to work the first time.

Im simple like that and Im fine with being this way.

I really would have appreciated my 4th grade math teacher just giving me a calculator instead of making me learn long division. I wouldnt have missed so many damn evenings playing with my friends in our cul-de-sac to learn division that I NEVER use! And I bet Mrs. Carol would agree. Poor women invested way too much time with me trying to make me understand that shit!

With that said, there are some things I absolutely KNOW with 100% of my being.

I know that no matter how inappropriate it is, I will always, 100% of the time, laugh out loud when someone busts their ass. I know its mean. And I hate that I cant help it. But the fact of the matter is I CANT HELP IT. I will laugh uncontrollably!

 

I know English Bulldog puppies are my ultimate weakness. Put a baby bully in a serial killers hands and Im dead meat. Literally!

I know that regardless of where I am I will sing every single word to Reba McEntire's Fancy if its on. This has occurred in an elevator and people DID stare. Fancy dont let me down!!!

I know that Apple is taking over the world. I have never in my life read so many posts about a phone on Facebook as I did last week! I swear you wouldve thought people were scurrying to get winning lottery tickets. That iPhone 5 must be the SHIIIZZZZITT! And if you have one already GO YOU!

I know that my babies will be dressed in kickass onesies 24/7! I'll pass all those fru-fru lacy outfits for cute onesies all day every day! Who wouldnt want their babies in one of these??

And my Fave!

I know that this is my dream ring and I cant wait til that day comes!! Im definitely getting the itch!

Oh my RING!

I know Im not always going to make everyone happy with the things I post in my place and Im completely okay with that! Mainly because I know so many of you that have become my friends and know the REAL me and thats enough for me. Thank each and every one of you who defend me and though you may not agree you know my intentions are never to be evil! Thank you.

Bloggers really DO make IN REAL LIFE BEST FRIENDS!

I know my life is about to change in a huge way and I cant wait to share it with yall! I have a big announcement to make in the next couple of weeks and its been long coming! And NO Im NOT engaged or preggo!! Its about ME!

I know that no matter how many cute umbrellas I have, I will NEVER have one when I need it! Every single time Im caught in a rainstorm I curse myself for not leaving one of those little bitches in my car!

I know praying for the gas tank to refill itself is NEVER going to make it happen and for some reason I still do it all the time.

And I know that until froever Mrs. Carol will always be my BESTEST friend!

What do you know??