I’m Kristen. Welcome to All In My Twenties, my place to pour my little heart out on the daily!! This is the world just as I see it. Why dont you kick up your feet and stay awhile?!
Lets get right to business on this gorgeous day!
My boob doc gave me strict homework yesterday to search the internets high and low for a gorgeous rack that Id like to have.
Weird. I know.
Looking at boobs for an hour isnt the norm for this girl! A guy's dream, but not a girls.
With that said when youre in the market for a new pair of tits you become quite comfortable creepin on other ladies' boobs.
You want the best and theres only one way to find the best.
By lookin at hundreds so you know exactly what you like!
Well without even thinking twice, I posted this pic last night on Instagram.
To me, this is in no way "pornography".
Its clearly before and after pictures of breast augmentations.
Its clearly before and after pictures of breast augmentations.
So I was quite surprised when Mrs. Tess let me know that my pic was gone.
Naturally, I posted it again.
I thought I accidentally deleted it.
And I needed to know if yall liked any of these racks.
I thought I accidentally deleted it.
And I needed to know if yall liked any of these racks.
2 heads are better than 1 and 877 are better than 2.
I needed my friends input!
I needed my friends input!
Yet again, the post was removed.
It finally dawned on me that Instagram was receiving it as a "flagged image" and removing it from the site!
Are you kidding me??
This is the 21st century!!
I see more boob on FOX than my little pic and since when are we so prude that we need to REMOVE a tiny little pic on Instagram.
And for the record, its NOT like I have children as friends.
We are all adults here.
A little boob never hurt nobody!
I guess I was so surprised because half of the photos posted on the front page of Instagram's most liked page are of half naked hookers. Yet they arent "red flagged" and removed!
This is crimany!!
WTF Insta!?!?
You need to get onboard!
I was doing a little homework.
Stop being so damn prude!!
WTF Insta!?!?
You need to get onboard!
I was doing a little homework.
Stop being so damn prude!!
This is cracking me up!! Is blogher gonna get mad too??!
ReplyDeleteLame! It is super funny though! I did so much research I felt like a 14 year old boy ALL I could think about was boobs. My husband was like every night I come in the living room and all you're looking at is tittays.
ReplyDeletetoo funny... you never know what high school boy will find on instagram! maybe a concerned mamma found the picture in Popular?
ReplyDeleteOMG! Seriously...so funny! I can't believe someone took the time to flag that pic! So ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteHAHAAH Damn I didn't see it in time!!!! That's hilarious!
ReplyDeletePS-I think you missed the video of Rocky I posted yesterday. go watch. :)
So stupid! I mean, come on, you see boobs all the time. Everywhere. Ridiculous!
ReplyDeleteLOL too funny! I like the bottom row the best. It's weird how they all went from A to D cups... that seems like SUCH a huge jump but they don't look bad at all!
ReplyDeleteI find this very funny...because I know of people showing waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more then some before and after booby actions.
ReplyDeletehahahaha. This legit made me crack up - Damn if Kim K can post all those "modeling shots" what the hell is wrong with a little surgery homework?
ReplyDeleteMaybe Insta is owned by gay men? Makes sense, right?
ReplyDeleteWhat about all the pics of people smokin' pot?! Those never get erased! Or bare asses?!
ReplyDeletePS-I am LOLing at Tess' comment!! If BlogHer comes down on you, give it up sister! ha
My Dr had me do that and my advice? Look at the before pics that look the most like your current ones and pick those afters. The after boobs are products still of the before. GL! & lol about being flagged LAME
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That's so stupid!! I see girls wearing skanky ass bikinis almost showing their nipples on instagram! Now that's gross!
ReplyDeleteI was dying when they kept erasing your IG pics. I swear when I was researching my bubbies I was like a 14 year old boy. I legit walked my happy ass into Barnes and Noble one morning with my 2 kids in tow and asked for a Playboy. I am surprised no one called DHR.
ReplyDeletePrudes! haha
ReplyDeleteMy bestie got hers done a few years ago. Her and her husband came over, brought a Playboy and my husband and I helped them picked hers out. Yes, we are THAT close and it was quite the bonding experience. You always need 877 opinions, that is what instagram is for! duh
Lol! I totally new u were going to post the boobies on your blog after what happened yesterday! Theo told me u would! Haha. :)
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ReplyDeleteThat's so ridiculous! I can't believe that people can't suck it up and be adults....
ReplyDeleteI do have to admit that I cringed a little when I opened this post at work earlier... yikes =X But hey, that's my fault for reading blogs at work, right? hehehe. ;)
Hilarious! All I know is that none of those pictures look like my breasts so I consider any of them great! I hope you get an A (or a full C) on your homework
ReplyDeleteHaha well I guess Instagram is more picky than Pinterest, because I have seen boobs TWICE this week.
ReplyDeleteI had a breast reduction and spent hours looking at boob shots like that.
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for being so open about your boob installation! I really can't wait to read about your recovery and how you like them afterwards... I'm thinking of getting them so I'm kind of living vicariously through you at the moment!!
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking about getting them too but super scared of the pain !! Thanks for being open about it ! I hope they're perfect lol
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