Dear Rocky: You may be the cutest little thing Ive ever seen and I wish you lived closer to so you could be best friends with Tugger Bear and Lilly!! I know they would LOVE you just as much as I already do! If your Momma doesnt bring you to Texas with her in March we are gonna have some problems. I know you agree so tell her to make it happen! XO
Dear Anyone Who Has Ever Made An Account On Get Off My Internets: You are adding to the problem that is known as the worst website ever. If youve never heard of it, YOURE LUCKY!! Its basically The Dirty .Com for bloggers where trashy, MEAN people with nothing better to do create forums to talk shit about innocent people. Ive read some of the most cruel evil things ever on that site and I refuse to ever go back simply in hopes that it will go away. Its BULLYING in its worst form. And have no doubt that I will probably end up on it just for standing against it. BARF.
Dear All You Northern Ladies: Seeing yall all dressed up in your adorable boots, sweaters and scarves has this girl 17 kinds of jealous. And we all know jealousy looks good on NO ONE! So Im gonna need Fall to go ahead and get here already!! I have a pair of boots and quite a few sweaters that Im dying to get on!!
Dear Snooty Mrs. Im Too Good For You "Fashion" Blogger: Just because you choose to spend your money at overpriced stores does not mean you are better than anyone else. Clearly Target isnt Nordstrom and to be honest Im completely OKAY with that. Thats actually why I take my happy ass to Target. Because its NOT Nordstrom and 9 times out of 10 I can find something just as cute for a fraction of the price. I call it being SMART and I choose to spend my money on other things that make me happy like vacation. So dont you dare talk shit about us "less fortunate Target people".
Dear So Shay: I love our chats!! Hearing your laugh always brings a smile to my face as does your sweet spirit! Im so glad we've become such great friends and I have no doubt that we will be friends forever! I just told Christopher yesterday that Im so excited to have a photographer BF cause someone I know and love will be photographing all of our big moments in life and that makes the memories so much more special to me!! Thanks for being you bug!
Dear Kelly Ann: I am DYING in anticipation to see what ideas you have for my blog design! I know you just got back from NYC, only cause I Instagram stalk to shiznit out of you, so Ill leave you alone! But Im seriously waiting on pins and needles to see what you have in mind! Thank you for rocking and thank you for working with me!! I love you already!! XO And I promise this NOT a "hurry up already" shout out!! Take your time dear!!
Dear Steph: You building that big ole house has me wanting to buy a house so bad! Im seriously considering skipping the whole engagement/marriage business and jumping straight into a mortgage. I kid you not. And thats the last thing I need to do! Ive already got things all kinds of backwards by asking Chris for boobs instead of a ring and now Im asking for a house instead of a marriage. What the hell is wrong with me?? Dont worry I promised to live vicariously through you for a while!! Oh and love your butt. k. Bye Bears!
Dear Diehard Breast Feeding Bloggers: I have nothing negative to say about you nursing your children past the ago of one. I can even look past the photos of you nursing your toddler cause whatever works for you works and Im just happy youre taking care of your kids. Lord knows there are too many who dont! What really weirds me out is when I read how heartbroken you are when your child stops wanting to breastfeed. Maybe this is because Ive never experienced this but it just creeps me out when I read about women who are having breakdowns over this. Should that be a good thing?? That may be one of those things you keep to yourself cause it seems a tad weird to me.
Dear Erin: I think I should win your group giveaway. Why? Because I read your blog every day and I laugh at your crazy shenanigans and because I entered that bitch like 10 times. I also want all the things youre giving away and my birthday is coming up soon. So try and pick me. If I was having one of those big giveaways I would try and pick you. Just try, okay. Either way we are still friends. Duh...
Dear Blogger: Thanks for keeping up with my shit every day. Youre always here to let me talk even when no one else wants to listen. You rock and thats why I keep comin back!