I’m Kristen. Welcome to All In My Twenties, my place to pour my little heart out on the daily!! This is the world just as I see it. Why dont you kick up your feet and stay awhile?!
I always said I would wait. You know my feelings about the "horse before the carriage" thing...but sometimes, sh#t happens.
Friends...
I am pregnant.
Five months to be exact. Why didn't I tell you earlier? I don't know...scared maybe? Of what ya'll would think? I mean, I don't even have a ring (yet!) and I'm aware of the stigma that goes along with being with child outside of marriage...just look at MTV's Teen Mom. (If only I was ten years younger...I'd be famous!)
Regardless, Wylie and I are happy as clams to welcome a little babe into the world!
The above picture is from our recent trip to Hawaii. I didn't mention that either because I hadn't yet told Momma Carol about le bebe, but now that the cat is out of the bag, might as well flaunt it! I mean, if you got it...
and let's be honest here...I got it!
Like my new extensions? They only cost me a few hundies. Diapers be damned! Momma wants to look on point during delivery!
Did you know I plan to go the cloth diapering route with my little bambino? That's right, no disposable dipes for this granola mom. I would rather scrape that poop off with a spoon into the toilet while I gag myself with said poopy spoon. Anything to save a little money.
me holding up the cloth diaper
But the boy and I? So happy to welcome this next chapter of our lives together.
Oh yeah. That money we were saving with the cloth diapers? I may or may not have used it to get myself a little boob job. While pregnant. So what if my child in utero felt the effects of the anesthesia? That shit feels goooooooooddd coursing through my veins...
Anyway. Don't I look amazing knocked up??
This child is destined for greatness.
I mean, with parents like us...
what could possibly go wrong?
ps. I am registered at Fredericks of Hollywood if anyone wants to send me a baby gift.
I have nothing to say to you Kristen!OMG!
ReplyDeleteI think you have the most daring sense of Humour!
I can only imagine what the negative commenters are gonna come up with this time ( not like they really matter anyway!)
looool!....
good joke I must say tho!..U almost had me! Plus u look fab preggers!
xxx
TolaCasita
bahahaha ooooh Raven! I literally snorted while reading through this!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha!!! All I have to say is 'what the fuck?!?!'
ReplyDeleteLove you, love this post! Almost died while reading it! :)
ReplyDeleteWhy the hell was I second guessing myself when I saw this post. My heart stopped for a second! Lol! These pics are cute though. Haha. :)
ReplyDeleteOkay so let me be honest...I can't see the pictures on my computer at work (POS), so I totally fell for it for like 3 seconds. lolllll. You guys are too funny :)
ReplyDeleteIs it sad that my first thought was "wtf... what about the weight watchers and all the weight loss pix?
ReplyDeleteand then I realized that I'm an idiot. You're hilarious... love this!
Yup, i totally fell for this....at least for about 30 seconds :) Hysterical!
ReplyDeleteLOL! This is hilarious! Great photo shopping job! :)
ReplyDeletenice! :) i love it. :)))
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAH you are hysterical girl!!!! <3 you!
ReplyDeleteThank goodness I read the other comments because I was so confused! Haha good joke guys, good joke ;D
ReplyDeleteLove the photoshop job!
I fell for it until I noticed all the pics are photoshopped and you were just down at the river drankin' with Steph!
ReplyDeleteToo funny.. are we ever going to know what caused you to pull a fast one on us? Or is it all in good fun?
LMAO!! I needed that this am!! You had me until scrolled to the first pic. Freakin' hilarious!
ReplyDeletebest post ever!!!! loved it, totally fell for it at first!!!
ReplyDeletelmaooo you two are ridiculous, and I love it!
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was "What about the weight loss link-up?" and then my next thought was "She JUST posted a picture on instagram of her holding a beer" and then I realized I'm an IDIOT. Made my freakin day :) HAHA!
ReplyDeleteHilarious, Raven! Mad photoshopping skills girl! hahaha!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteRaven is too funny! I can't wait to see what Kristen has to say about this.
ReplyDeleteGirl congrats to yal! With a sense of humor like yours who wouldnt want you as a parent that kid is going to love you! LOL Congrats
ReplyDeleteOMG I am dying laughing! You and Raven are a match made in bloggy heaven! :)
ReplyDeletexoxo
madisonclaireharrington.blogspot.com
This is HILARIOUS. We need more bloggers like you! haha
ReplyDeleteThis photoshop work is seamless.
ReplyDeleteI haven't had my coffee yet.... and I am still scratching my head! LOL , I LOVE it! LOVE me some stalker action!!! We need to have a PS link up, YO! I am going to frame my "Raven pic" for my hubby, god I looked hot then ;)
ReplyDeletexoxo, Bree
OMG. I just about spit my water all over my computer screen. I was a little like "WHAT?" at first but that was too funny :)
ReplyDeletei THOUGHT your (and your man)'s chins looked REALLY REALLY WEIRD!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
hahahahaha, this is just too much. i die.
ReplyDeleteSince I totally and proudly stalk Raven I didn't fall for it ;) I can pick her gorg preggo pics in any line up #stalker #toldya BUT still enjoyed and loved the post! XOXOXO
ReplyDeleteOMG you and Raven are bat shit crazy and I LOVE IT! I can only imagine what a. Your mom thinks of these b. what chris thinks of these and c. what Raven's hubs thinks of being photoshopped out hahaha. TOOO funny!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha this is creepy as eff! Love it!
ReplyDeleteYou're too funny. Hope you Grandmother doesn't read this - she won't get past the first sentence. I can't stop laughing...Love ya Krissy
ReplyDeleteMom
BWAHAHAHAHA...I started laughing before I even saw the first picture, as would anyone who has ever read your blog even once! You are hilarious! Two bits of good news here...1) it's a joke, and 2) when the time comes, you are going to be a very cute pregnant chick.
ReplyDeletethis is pretty amazing. So funny.
ReplyDeleteok I have never read your blog before and I was so confused as to why the pictures were looking as funny as they do. Not sure exactly why you did this, but hey whatever! lol
ReplyDeleteBahahahaha!!!! :) You are too hilarious for words!
ReplyDeleteI totally believed you at first, and was all like "Poor girl! She shouldn't worry about being judged, she should be allowed to just be happy!" I am dying right now, and am sooo happy that you posted this! There is something that I am afraid of divulging on the blog, and this makes me feel more comfortable about it!
ReplyDeleteYou two are hilar :)
ReplyDeleteJust started following you and this is hilarious. I believed it then I realized that's Ravens body! :)
ReplyDeleteThe first pic looked almost real, and then as I scrolled down, I realized that it was a joke! That's awesome!!
ReplyDeletehaha I thought this was real...until the end!
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! The first picture was the best! Now please pay the bill to have my computer fixed because I just spit out my diet Coke on my keyboard;-)
ReplyDeleteWow! Impressive! Was VERY CONFUSED until I read the comments!
ReplyDeletethis is hilarious! :)
ReplyDeleteThis was too funny! I actually ALMOST fell for it and then I put my glasses on LOL!
ReplyDeleteThe post is hilarious. My first thought was "wait, I thought she JUST posted pictures of her weight LOSS progress, was she photoshopping that shit??"
ReplyDeleteAlso, I am dyyyying to know what your bf thought of this post. So so SO funny.
But also, you WILL make for a suuuuuper cute mommy one day.
That's a terrible picture of me at your baby shower. Why would you post that one!? ;)
ReplyDeleteBetween Raven's body and your head, I'd say you make a pretty hot pregnant chick.
Can I be the Godmother?
Congratulations!!
ReplyDeleteHave I missed something? I do not remember seeing you in pictures lately on IG where you was preggo missy? Either this is a joke hence toward the crazy edited pictures or I am loosing my mind!
ReplyDeleteGirl you had me confused for a second. One minute your on a weight loss showing your flat tummy than your showing a prego tummy. Too funny!
ReplyDeleteCute blog your photos are sweet. Stopping by to say Hi from the blog hop. Come visit sometime, tea is cold and no shoes are required. Kathy B. http://www.southernmadeintheshade.blogspot.com New follower
ReplyDeleteFrom Austin TX.
You had me going until I saw the pics. LOL awesome!!! I got overly excited for nothing you jokester.
ReplyDeleteOMGGGGG I do not think I have ever laughed so hard reading a blog post!!! This is amazingggggg :-)
ReplyDeleteARE YOU F-ING KIDDING ME?! I'm dying!!!!!!! Too freaking funny. Especially the boob job and cloth diaper parts!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha I totally fell for it, until I saw your face and thought - aha! It's photoshopped! Lol I'm new to your blog but now I am loving your humor! I bet you would make a cute preggo lady!
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