After countless emails, texts and Facebook messages, Ive agreed to particpate in the ever so popular "If you really knew me" posts, to get Raven's hot ass off my back! ;) Ive also promised to share the good shiz! So here you have it ladies...
If you really knew me...
you would know I wash my hair twice a week MAX. Sometimes I stretch that shiz to 5-6 days. In my defense, I have little to-no oil production on my scalp. Its SO weird, I KNOW! I dont even sweat in my hair. And one extremely drunken summer of college I may have went 13 days without washing my hair. Thats SICK and I know it. But I was way too drunk to care, or notice for that matter.
you would know my biggest insecutity is, and will always be, my rather large ass. This thing has been with me since high school and you would think I would get use to it. But NO, it'll never happen. Every single time someone comments on it my heart cringes a little. I smile and laugh it off even though it really bothers me.
you would know my phone number. Its been the same since freshman year of high school. I would probably die if I ever had to get a new one. Imagine Carrie SATC post calling off her engagement. That would be me.
you would know I LOVE to clean out my ears with Qtips. L.O.V.E. Its my favorite part of getting ready! And if the Qtip isnt dirty, I feel like I didnt do a good enough job. 9 times out of 10 it isnt because I clean my ears way too much.
you would know I have to chase Tugger every single night to clean his face and every single night he runs to the exact same hiding spot. Sweet boy will never like his wrinkles being cleaned.
you would know that having my room and closet perfectly clean, with my laundry put away pleases me like nothing else. Okay maybe Christopher pleases me more, but a clean home is a close second! TMI.
you would know I once shaved my sideburns off because they didnt stay in my ponytail. No I was not 6, I was 19 and pretty intoxicated at the time. Explains the ridiculous thought process. My hair dresser was absolutely horrified and will never let me live this experience down. Niether will Steph!
If you really knew me...
you would know that trust is the ONE thing you should never break in my book. Once thats gone its damn near impossible to get back. Actually I dont think anyone has ever regained it with me. Burn me once shame on you... Burn me twice shame on ME.
you would know that I want boobs more than anything in the world. I think boobs are so feminine and girly and I wish I had boobs without a push up bra! If I have it my way, I'll have them soon enough!
you would know I that I blister and bruise VERY easily. I cannot remember the last time I had zero bruises on my body. And my skin blisters if something rubs it twice. Its ridiculous. These are from tennis shoes. Seriously??
you would know "just because" mail brightens my day.
you would know my worst fear is divorce. And I genuinely believe "A family that prays together stays together".
you would know that I have to sleep with "covers" even if its 100 degrees. I will literally find the thinnest sheet I can just have something over me. With that said, my feet have to be out of the covers to feel the fan. Oh there must be a fan.
you would know I LOVE sweet tea and hardly ever drink sodas.
and last but very not lease, you would know how much I love all of you!!!! Awwww!! :)