Friday Letters....

Dear Readers,
You ROCK MY WORLD!! Your comments from yesterday were so uplifting and encouraging. Every week as I push post and put another photo of my ass myself in a bikini on the internet for the whole world to see I get this gut wrenching feeling thinking "what is someone comments and tells me I really shouldnt be posting pics like this on my blog cause it gross" and then I see your comments and all in my world is right and Im instantly remotivated. I OWE YOU and lets be serious so does Christopher!!

Dear GLK,
You are so gorgeous when you are clean. If you could manage to take a bath once a week and fill yourself up while youre at it, I would LOVE your 1000x more. Its about time you do something for your room and board! Make it happen girl!

Dear Roberto,
Word on the street is you refuse to be the next Bachelor. I must say that when I heard this my love for you peaked to an all time high! I knew there was a reason I fell in love with you and I thank you for not making me question it! With that said, I was a little sad that I wouldnt be able to have date night with you every Monday night. I immediately realized that it was okay, it was hard enough watching you makeout with Allie, now if I had to witness you mug down with 15 other girls I might have DIED.

Dear All of You Interested in the Link Up,
This is totally going to happen and I think its going to be AMAZING. Ive never been interested in hosting a linkup but after the overwhelming response I realized that this may be just what so many of us need to hold ourselves accountable and to keep us encouraged and inspired!! Next Thursday will be the first linkup, please feel free to join regardless of what dieting/fitness plan you are on, this is for everyone! I look forward to reading your stories!! HELLS YA!

Dear Neighbor,
You are SO LUCKY I have a conscience. When I saw that package sitting on my front porch from Anthropology Wednesday it took everything inside of me to refrain from ripping it open and keeping whatever gorgeous item was in the box. You should really thank God because I also know that you are about my size increasing the likelihood of me actually being able to wear whatever was in the package making it ten times harder to place that box on your door step. Now if you could keep your cats from pissing in my garage EVERY TIME I leave the door up for more than 10 minutes I would greatly appreciate it. An eye for an eye homegirl.

Dear Bachelor Pad,
Im obsessed with the train wreck known as YOU. Im not going to lie, I like you even more than the Bachelor/ette and look forward to you ALL DAY MONDAY! Plese do NOT disappoint this season and please show Reid often! You know how obsessed with him I was after Gillan's season!

Dear Bahamas,
One month from today I will be relaxing on your beach drinking an amazing cocktail soaking up the sun and dipping in crystal blue water!! You have no idea how much I need you and how excited I am!!! Lets hope this month flies by!

Dear Christopher,
I LOVE YOU. Thank you for loving me every day and making me smile. Im so thankful for you and I have no doubt that we will live a happy, adventurous life together!!

Dear Weekend,
YOU ARE THE BEST! I plan to get a little crazy so I hope youre ready! Do us all a favor and hang around for a little while!! The world LOVES YOU!

XOXO